Evan & Ethan Tay: January 2010

Harlow aunties n uncles, welcome to our 6th mth blog!

Ethan (left) :If u think we r cute, do drop us a line n let us knw so that whn we grw up, we cn read ur praises on us.
Evan: Ethan, u say u cute ah...so embarrassing!!!(auntie lucy's tone)

Evan (right): But i dun mind posing for all of you...yuuueeerr (sticking out my tongue)
Ethan: Din know your tongue so short

Ethan (right): Didi, can u stop leaning against me all the time? U got no backbone ah.

Evan: Yah, how you know? I am "broken back mountain"

Lai Kor saga returns (Part 3)

Evan (right): I seem to be still losing my laikor. I still think it is somewhere hidden on your body. Let me dig your ears to check.

Ethan: Nay, maybe it's in ur armpit.

Ethan (left): Tell u 'gui bei' times, dun hv means dun hv, i box you. bssshh...

Evan: How dare you lie! See my kiap kiap mouth skills that i have mastered..hee haw hee haw

Evan: Yes, finally kiap your mouth.

Ethan: Ok i concede defeat

Ethan (left): You can take back your lai kor. It's hidden in the folds of my arms.

Ethan (left); Evan (right)

Evan:Kor, why you naked?

Ethan: You think I enjoy ah? Mummy says must earn own milk $$. So, I am trying to see if i can be talent scouted as bb star for diapers, bb lotion, mosquito repellant, car tyres, shavers, slimming centres, breast enhancement centres etc lah.

The story of the Layang

Evan: (right) I wana learn how to fold origami!!

Ethan: I teach you, i know how to make a layang.

Ethan (left): You pull this end and you take that end.

Evan: Sala leh...you shld take this end and i take this side.
Ethan: Ok ok, we are almost there...

Ethan: Tada! We are ready to fly.

Evan: Pengz...This is not layang. YOU GO FLY KITE LAH!

Ethan: Yah lor, isnt it what you told me to do? lalala~

Evan: So angry with kor that my temp rose. He dunno how to fold origami, anyhow bluff me

Ethan: Told didi i know how to fly kite, he dun believe, explain until i thirsty, and hot.

Ethan (right): Didi, can u feel raindrops?

Evan: Hee hee, raining? at home? Think its mummy's holy water

Ethan: Ok, i better take cover.

Evan (left):Can you take that stupid hood off your head?

Ethan: Dun you think i look like little red riding hood?

Evan: U mean little red riding toot?

Ethan (left): Yos bro, i think we better do some stunts in our new Xiao Ding Dang PJ..If not, tonight, no need to koon liao.

Evan: Ya man, i agree. You see, mummy setting up camera liaoz. Wei, you dun kick me lah

Ethan: I am not kicking la. That is my stunt. Now your turn to stunt.

Evan: Har?Like that only ah. Remember the cha cha i taught you? Let's show mummy and we can koon...ok, get ready to rock baby.

Ethan (right): Cha cha cha, left leg up, right hand down...
Evan:Ouch, you dun poke my ribs leh..very ku ji leh.. u dance properly lah.

Evan (left); Ethan (right)

Evan (right): Heard our neighbours kenna hounded by loanshark..Will they go to the wrong house and splash paint?

Ethan:Dun worry. U just need to give a 'seh'(3) and they scared...see this pose..looks threatening?

Evan: Ahhh...lizard!

Ethan: Where? Oh, i am scared! Help me!!

Evan: Tot you got 'seh'?

Evan (right): Kor, mum and dad sashaying down the corridor, doing catwalk.

Ethan: Yah, they bought the whole corridor, you dunno meh?

Ethan: didi, where are you?

Evan: Here I am!

Evan: wait la, got many colourful lai kor here, i am choosing.

Ethan: Hi, do u wana see more?

Open sesame!!

Evan: Chey, kor, like that only ah?

See mine...show a bit a bit lah, then pple gian mah

Do i look like xiao tian tian?

Ethan: Damn it! How come this mountain is 0 degree..how to climb?

Evan: Mummy so evil. She sent 2 duckies to watch me n make sure i knw hw to flip.

Granny making Evan laugh again...

n again...

Evan looking at his favourite musical mobile.

Ball time!

Evan

Ethan

Ethan: I wana do Chinese dance! Dun wan to learn cha cha from didi anymore.

Evan: I am applying for President Scholarship. Do not disturb.

Ethan: I'm applying for Goh Swee Swee scholarship.

Evan in his blue Ikea hi-chair getting ready to gobble you up.

Ethan (left): Vroom, vroom, mei nu, care for a ride?

Evan (right): Sure, but i wana take over the wheels

Evan: Hmmm, how do i start the car?

Evan: Hmm most impt i must find the horn to honk at pple...

Aiyoh, Evan, you think the car is real ah? Can you wake up your ideas? This is a toy car cum rocker walker only..you so easily 'cheated' by adults ah?