Fifth month (10/12 - 6/1)

Hi welcome to our 5th month blog... As you can see, I just came out of my bath, so paiseh, do i look chantek? Bro is not as pretty as me, so i shall have the honours of introducing you to our photos.

Evan (front): Can you tell i am only 5.2kg and my fattie big bro behind is close to 7kg at week 18? Mum, i also want high calorie and high-fat breast milk...


Ethan: Hold hands leh, then pple know we loving.

Evan: I give you warning..you dun touch me. If not i show you middle finger

Evan: You touch me again...Hee Hee hor hor...see my invisible avoiding-hold-hands skills...

Ethan (right): Didi,i scared..What insect is that flying above us?

Evan: You got 5 'packs' u still scared..see ur hand..that is more scary than the insect.

Ethan: Tao yan (3 4)

Ethan: Dun fren you, laugh at my 5 packs..Now i keep my hands...will not move.

Evan: lalala~, dun talk about your hands, let's talk about your legs...see...trotters lor

Ethan: ...

Evan: My side view nicer

Ethan: Aiyah, my head too big, can't turn as much as you.

Ethan:Mummy carrying weights to tone up her flabby arms.

Evan: No lah, she is using us to cover her flabby arms.

Evan: Kor, i have something stuck in my nose.

Ethan: (front) Let me help suck out your pi sai

Ethan: mummmmm yummmm...

Evan (front)

Evan (right): Kor, i have something to show you

Ethan: What?

Evan: See my hand...not losing out to your caterpillar hand too.

Ethan: Chey, like that also like to compare...

Evan (right): Let's be cosy cosy ok?

Ethan: Can you tell the difference between us?

Ethan (left): You take my lai kor again!!??

Evan: I said i never in the last episode...why you ask me again..

Ethan: What is it that is wrapped around your hand?

Evan: Your lai kor so small size meh...

Compare compare, whose hand longer and look more like caterpillar.

Could this green papaya soup hold the secret recipe for Ethan's michellin size?

Check out the breast milk...160ml...still going strong..filled with papaya soup, calcium, iron pills, and not forgetting mum's weekly bird nest.. How can mummy shortchange herself?

Mummy with bb carrier and Ethan

Evan: shhh, dun tell kor i wear his lai kor over my head...

Ethan: Damn it, tried didi's lai kor ..too small for my head..see my contorted look. Ah ma teaching me how to say gong xi gong xi so that in 2 months' time, i can earn my own ang bao.

Ethan learning how to flip pages of his nursery rhyme book

Mummy reading Ethan his daily dose of nursery rhyme.

Ethan sitting on his lime green bumbo chair analysing his bb activity gym.
Aunties and uncles reading this blog...you dun like us to joke about lai kor is it? Ok serious stuff...

Bumbo chair: $69.90 from Robinson (Ethan and Evan must remember to pay mummy back. It costs me part of my bird nest

Ethan: Wow, the sausage is sooo long ah.

Ethan: Really so long meh? Feel so hungry

Chantek Evan simply loves his toy...Evan, who are your parents??

Evan: (ignore you)...

Evan on his bumbo ride too..

Ethan trying to be Cinderella and squeeze in too...

Ethan test sitting on Auntie Debbie's hi-chair before mummy buys one for him.

Ethan (right): Didi, why you so kuku, wear your shirt upside down through your legs?

Evan: Thats my shorts lah, i like to wear high high cannot meh?

Evan: Wana practice cha cha? Come, swing your hands with me

Ethan: Errr, left hand with left leg ah? how?

Evan with his duckie companions

Evan trying to hold his bottle

I might be little but i think big....so dun look down on me...or think my sumo kor kor is cute...Nevertheless, mummy is proud that both of us are fighters...

I am simply ecstatic with my musical mobile.

Yay!! i have the toy to myself...Mum says i more playful than korkor who prefers books. Me prefer toys..aunties and uncles, you know what to get us hor?

Time to sleep..dun distrb me or else...

or else..i show you middle finger.

Ethan: Why must papa insist in take pic..ok lah, give him a bey gam wan look.

Ethan trying to hold his bottle

Ethan looking for his birdie...i mean duckies

See all you can..after new year no more viewing.

Tummy time for Ethan.

Fourth month (12/11 - 9/12)

Evan: Bah!! Why you take my lai kor?
Ethan: I never!
Evan: You big head, mummy say cannot lie...mummy say if tell lies, kukubird will grow longer.
Ethan: (absolutely stunned)

Ethan: I love you, Evan
Evan: I love you too, Ethan
Mummy: Cut!!! Thats it for today. You can have your milk.
Ethan & Evan: wah, must work so hard to earn the milk.

Hey, we can sit on the sofa!

Ethan:Didi,you sian or not?
Evan: No lah ,where got sian?
Ethan:Dun bluff..can tell you see bei sian..When is mummy going to stop phototaking?

Ethan:Actually, I am the one who is sian...Mummy thinks we are model, keep changing our clothes.

Ethan:Didi, when did you join the PAP? Why are you in white?

Evan: Shut up and sit down..why you in pink? Gay ah?

Ethan: Come on, let's hold hands..

Evan:Mummy, Korkor is still harassing me..

Ethan: Ay, who is the lady in green who insist in spoiling the picture?

Evan: I dunno..i only know she must be carrying some brushes on her head as i can feel something pricking me.

Evan: Kor, tell you a secret.

Ethan: What? Your secret juicy or not?

Evan: Wait..i forgot what i wana tell you.

Ethan: Piangz

Evan: Kor, why you sleep so close to the camera?

Ethan: No choice, i am carried here

Evan: Dun get too "carried away"...hahahahahhaa

Ethan:So lame.

Daddy trying to get Young Inventor's Award by tying a string to the sarong to save strength in rocking Evan

Ethan: Yo yo, baby, i am the modern dian xiao er..(4 3 4) what would you like to order?

Ethan:If my memory din fail me, you guys also saw my kukubird when i was 1month old (see post in 1month)..Now still see..i am really going to sue all of you when i grow up for outrage of modesty.

Ethan: Do i look like the potato mascot for ukimono?

Ethan: Do i look like Zeng Zhi Wei, the HK star?

Ethan: Daddy says if go date with girl and "fly her aeroplane", must apologize and say I love you. This is what he did to mum and surprisingly, it worked for years.

Ethan: Drink breastmilk also can take photo. You got nothing else to do is it, mummy?

Ethan: Saturday night fever...so can't go out. Kenna kissed by a needle..vacination lah what else, still purposely wana ask when i am suffering.

Ethan: hee hee hor hor...see my invisible head shaking skills...Impressive? Even my granny is impressed.But still kenna caught by her...

Pretty in pink

Now in white

Now in yellow..okok, mum just admitted the clothes cost 3 for $10...So you see me in different pattern.

Ethan: My loving jiujiu...going to get cosy so that he can be my ATM next time..hiak.

Evan: Ethan, enough of your pics hor..now my turn..How do you like my xiao tian tian smile?Adorable right? More to come...

Anyone wants to kiss me?

Evan:Ethan, you ketok jiujiu according to plan hor? Then i no need to work so hard to get cosy with him. See, i boh chap him.

Evan:what you thnk of my birdie mouth?

Show you my birdie mouth again.

Evan: Mummy says drink gripe water will let me have a better grip of things next tme in life. So i better listen.

Evan's tiny feet

Fever lor..trying to look up and be positive even when the heat is on.

Evan changing into bodysuit after daddy rubbed kodomo lotion on him.

Evan: Daddy, i know you wan a mei mei, but you cant simply shove 1 hole of the shorts in me and make it into a skirt.

My side view also not bad

Lying on mummy's pillow with giraffe beanie pillow..shiok


Tummy time again

Okok, i know you all like to compare whose kukubird longer right? I admit, mine is longer than korkor's. Happy? But i must qualify his ass is bigger

Mummy says i need to do push up as punishment for talking about kukubird and ass etc...I tot sexuality education starts from young?

Talking about sexuality education, you all think it's morally right to sleep with a man, and smelling his armpit?? But i happy leh..can't you see my contented look?

Sleeping on mummy's belly is sooo shiok too

I just drank some potent whitepowder mixed with water...enuff to knock me out.

The end...see you next month....zzzzzz